Even though the usually reputable and reliable Access Hollywood reported on Monday that BiHan and Ronson have broken up - and Lohan even reportedly moved out of the home she shared with saMAN - that appears not to be the case. Or so Linsanity would like us to believe!

LezLo just took to her blog.

This is what she has to say!

"RUMORS

little piece of TRUE information:

we did NOT break up!

access hollywood, extra, et, every tabloid, page six… AND every GOSSIP website. Get your stories straight please. It's really annoying to have all of your friends emailing you saying, i saw, i read, etc… NOT TRUE

:) xoxox Lindsay

Currently listening :
Rumors
By Lindsay Lohan
Release date: By 2005-01-11"

And there you have it!

Aren't you glad she set the record, urggh, straight??!!

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Oprah might be depressed, y'all!

Don't be sad, Queen O. The universe will weep for you!

Oprah premiered her "Best Life" week on Monday, with an admission that she had "given up" on herself last year.

Although the Queen herself did not say she had been depressed, adviser and fitness expert Bob Greene suggested that the Queen might have been suffering from mild depression.

Just so you know, a fitness expert is not a qualified professional, no matter how many psychology books he's read!

After speaking with the Queen last year, Greene said, "I looked in her eyes, and she wasn't there. She was very vacant and distracted. It was alarming to me. I think I felt she was losing her zest for life, and that was one of the saddest moments."

If the Queen is sad, there's no reason to go on!

While trying to balance all the different aspects of her empire, the Queen had trouble sleeping and she began suffering from heart palpitations, and that's when she began packing on the pounds.

Then she belatedly realized she had a thyroid problem, but that didn't make her any happier. "All this year I've been hiding my body because I didn't want you to see it. Here I am one of the most visible people in the world, trying to hide my body."

But the Queen O has resolved to have a brighter, healthier, more balanced 2009, saying, "When you love yourself enough, you take care of yourself. You have to make yourself a priority."

Stay strong, O!

[Image via WENN.]

On Monday, flanked by Secret Service, Michelle Obama accompanied daughters Malia and Sasha to their first day of school at Chelsea Clinton's alma mater, Sidwell Friends.

The Obamas arrived in D.C. more than two weeks ahead of the inauguration so the girls could start classes alongside the other students, who returned from winter break today, Monday.

The soon-to-be first lady has previously said her children are her first priority and that she wanted their kids off on the right foot by having them start class with everyone else.

Michelle and the girls have been in D.C. since Saturday.

President-elect Obama arrived 'home' on Sunday night.

The Obamas are resting their hats at the fancy Hay-Adams hotel until they can move in to the White House.

That Bush blowhard won't let them move in early!

[Image via Getty Images.]

Check out (above) a sneak peek at Demi Lovato and Selena Gomez's new Disney Channel movie, Princess Protection Program.

Thoughts?????

So if Jerry O'Connell and Rebecca Romijn named one of their twin daughters after their favorite country singer - Dolly - then who is Charlie named after?

It turns out that Charlie is named after Jerry O'Connell's brother, Charlie O'Connell!

The new uncle joked, "The spelling is the same way that they spell my name, so if I get into trouble with credit one day, I can always use hers."

Charlie senior - who admits that he's glad he's only an uncle and not one of the busy parents - says that the twins are cute and that "Charlie looks more like Jerry, and I think Dolly looks more like Rebecca."

As far as making some cousins for Charlie and Dolly with girlfriend Sarah Brice Charlie says he's in no rush. "I'm not really like, 'Oh, let’s make cousins!'"

[Image via WENN.]

Here's someone we don't hear about often!

'90s sitcom alum Tim Allen is expecting his first child with current wife Jane Hajduk.

Allen's rep is confirming the news, saying, "Tim and Jane are ecstatic about the upcoming birth of their first child together."

The happy couple got married back in October 2006 and they're expecting the baby to be born in the spring.

We're kind of surprised she's not having twins, though. That seems to be the Hollywood trend lately!

As for 55 year-old Allen, he already has a teenage daughter from his first marriage.

Congrats to the happy couple.

[Image via WENN.]

… in church of course.

The ever soooooo religious Miley Cyrus was spotted attending church this Sunday.

And like the good and decent girl that she is, she went dressed like that.

Seriously, she's starting to look fuglier every day.

Poor girl.

The fam, joined by Miley's almost 21-year-old boyfriend, Justin Gaston, then headed over for some food at Mo's restaurant in Los Angeles after the church service.

We bet Gaston is thanking God everyday that he's got Miley as his sugga mama!

[Images via WENN.]

Suge Knight must be pissed!!!!

Several previously unreleased recordings by Tupac Shakur, Snoop Dogg and other Death Row artists will be going for sale at an auction for the rap label's catalogue.

However, people are speculating that some potential bidders are worried about messing with the former Death Row boss.

Turns out Knight was forced to give up the catalogue in 2006 after he declared bankruptcy.

One source says that "it could be a tough sale. Some people don't want to go near the catalogue because they think Suge still believes it's his."

Lydia Harris, who helped start out Death Row, knows this well. She was awarded a $107 million default settlement after she sued Suge last year. To which he told her after the court hearing, "You dead, bitch."

So street!

And, although Harris reported the threat to the judge, nothing was done. Suge's rep says "He has no recollection of that day."

On a side note, looks like Suge's threats aren't really valid any longer cause Lydia is still alive.

Wonder if anyone will buy these recordings?

They go up for auction on January 15th.

[Image via WENN.]

This is inneresting!

According to new reports, DreamWorks is spending tens of millions of dollars to promote the animated movie Monsters vs. Aliens during this year's Super Bowl.

A three-minute 'sneak peek' of the flick is scheduled to air during the big game…..in 3D!!

Monsters vs. Aliens follows a group of 'Earthling' monsters who are out to save the world following an alien invasion and it features the voices of Reese Witherspoon, Seth Rogen and Kiefer Sutherland.

There will be 150 million 3D glasses distributed free at Pepsi/SoBe Life Water displays at 28,000 locations including grocery, drug and electronics stores and big-box retailers (ie. Wal Mart, Target).

DreamWorks' Animation chief executive Jeffrey Katzenberg called the stunt "perhaps the biggest media-advertising event in history." He also promised that the quality of the 3D will be superior to what has been done in the past. The glasses will use Intel InTru 3D and ColorCode 3-D, which updates the old red-blue Anaglyph system.

The technology will also allow those without the glasses to see an almost ordinary image on the TV screen.

Screw the game!

We'll be tuning in to see this promotion!

[Image via AP Photos.]

CLICK HERE to watch Perez's appearance on The View!!!!
CLICK HERE to watch Perez's appearance on The View!!!!
CLICK HERE to watch Perez's appearance on The View!!!!

Thoughts?????

If you haven't done so yet, click here to order your copy of Red Carpet Suicide today!

[Perez's wardrobe for The View and all of our outfits this week are courtesy of Ben Sherman - thanks to the amazing Dana Dynamite!]